Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe readers adjust to their busy work day with some football links, goofy news and a pleasant distraction.
Entertainment of the day
Deshaun Watson has offered each of his more than 20 accusers $100,000 to shut up. After taxes, that’s not a lot of money for someone who doesn’t sing. [PFT]
Frank Gore is retiring as a 49er. [CBS]
DeMarcus Lawrence irritated Micha Parsons showed it. [Yahoo!]
Mason Rudolph’s offer to tutor Kenny Pickett sparked Steelers fans. [BroBible]
Jason Garrett to replace Drew Brees at NBC? [Awful Announcing]
Tampa Mayor Jane Castor, who was once a proud and vocal if not militant proponent of Antifa-like masks for everyone, now admits it’s not working at a press conference flanked by doctors. Even though he’s about two years late, Joe appreciates that Mayor Jane is clear. Thanks again to Governor Ron for watching over the people. [WFLA]
Go wake up, go bankrupt, huh Stu? [Outkick]
this dog slept backstage and came out during the encore to sing with the band
(jukin media) pic.twitter.com/hHPT4iGMd7– lemondeduchien (@lemondeduchien) May 31, 2022
Plane delayed for reasons difficult to understand pic.twitter.com/uoP1J8rAuh
— Daniel P. Aldrich (@DanielPAldrich) May 31, 2022
LMAO kitchen finished with pic.twitter.com/1aili5q12N
— ͏ (@TeezySooSkep) June 1, 2022
NFL QBs as drinks part 2 pic.twitter.com/TmzhANaKQE
—Annie Agar (@AnnieAgar) June 1, 2022
Would have #Patriots fans take @TomBrady back just for this season?
With all due respect to Mac Jones, @chrisbrockman says this is an easy answer:#NFL #The game pic.twitter.com/QysmOzJS98
— Rich Eisen Show (@RichEisenShow) June 2, 2022
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