Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe readers adjust to their busy work day with some football links, goofy news and a pleasant distraction.
Entertainment of the day
Congress wants NFL guards Roger Goodell and Danny Snyder to appear before a committee. Now. [PFT]
Travis Etienne ready to play a receiver/running back hybrid role. [CBS]
The Steelers are looking for pass rushers. In June? [Yahoo!]
Top 10 deep passers. You have Carson Wentz in this list but no Joe Burrow or Tom Brady? The nerve! [NFL]
Trey Lance chatting with the media in San Francisco. Dude, calm down. Prove that you belong in the field and then you can get your mouth watering. Don’t show up on Sunday and you’ll become a pinata. Check yourself. [Outkick]
Missouri coach Eli Drinkwitz (what a name!) thinks Mike Leach will give him trouble. [BroBible]
“Oh, wow man, let’s make fun of the SEC baseball guy because he never watched ‘Star Wars.’ LOO-zerHey buddy, I bet the SEC Network guy kissed a girl. Now shove a lightsaber through your $%^ and play with your wookie. [Awful Announcing]
Russian TV spokesman urges former Soviet Union to act against Polskis after mopping up Ukraine. [MSN]
Using a rain gauge is a crime??? [9News]
November 1929. Construction workers on the Chrysler Building. East side of Manhattan, New York.
— Figen (@TheFigen) May 31, 2022
— Hold My Beer (@HoldMy_Beer_) May 27, 2022
It’s Kona. He just discovered sound-activated lights. I don’t know what to do with his powers. 10/13 pic.twitter.com/VbCs7MsLdM
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 30, 2022
— The Darwin Awards (@AwardsDarwin_) May 31, 2022
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—JFK Paine Doc (@JFKPaine) May 10, 2022
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