Chrissy Teigen defended Pizza’s honor on fitness blog
I’m from New York, so you can already assume two things about me. First of all, I say “bada bing, bada boom” all the time. Second, pizza is my lifeblood.
I was on the phone with my brother this weekend, who I haven’t seen since the holidays, and we only discussed the quality of the pizzas. We agreed it was pure ambrosia, the nectar of the gods.
Having said that, I do feel personally attacked by this pizza fitness blog’s tweet.
If hot oil were squeezed out of a dish cloth used to clean pizza grease from a brick oven, I’d ask you for way more than three spoonfuls, okay?
Fortunately, I am not the only sane one on the Internet.
Chrissy Teigen immediately tweeted the exactly the same thought I had after reading this.
I to do means I just said “Yes” to that ridiculous question.
Isn’t three spoons of lukewarm oil even disgusting? If we are talking about lukewarm olive oil, salt, pepper and fresh bread for soaking it, then I agree even more?
Pizza is good for you. Science has explained why we are addicted to pizza. Some pizzerias even give us tiny plastic tables inside our boxes and even they are used for something.
Turns out pizza is the love of my life.
We are literally millions …
We will never be silenced.
* Literally eating pizza as I write this *
You just can’t get between a person and their love for the best food known to man. I would drink direct motor oil if that meant I could get my hands on a New York Slice.
But I swear to God, if you show up with a Chicago style pie, I’ll slap you so hard your mom will feel it.